Candidates Clinton and Obama are in a race to project an ad on the moon by April!

Could Obama's logo appear on the moon in April?

Hoping to deal a crippling blow, the Clinton and Obama campaigns are in a race to put their opponent's ad on the moon.

Inspired by the outrage against Rolling Rock's moonvertising campaign, both Democratic campaigns hope that if they can place their opponent's ad on the moon, the backlash will destroy their opponent's campaign. Both candidates are unaware of this effort so they can have "plausible denial."

"This is the most ambitious space project since the moon landing!" Said Professor Ami Chandra, University of Chicago professor, and science advisor for the Obama campaign. "We hope that this effort will bring down the monstrous Clinton campaign. Nothing is impossible if you have enough hope!"

According to Chandra, The Obama plan involves aligning several Soviet-era moon probes to spell out the word Clinton. Lasers that were left over from Regan's SDI program will then be fired at the solar panels of the probes, and the resulting reflections will be visible throughout all of the Western Hemisphere.

"The Soviets landed a lot more lunar probes than the public has been lead to believe." Said Chandra. "And SDI was further along than we've been lead to believe. So Obama has used his influence as a senator to combine both aspects of Communism and Capitalism to create this ad! If he can bring those two ideologies together, he can bring this country together!"

Chandra also added, "When the world sees this ad, they will realize that Clinton's hubris is out of control, and they will beg all of Clinton's superdelegates to endorse Obama!"`

Ironically, Clinton's plan is far more ambitious. According to David O Kindle, College of DuPage instructor and science consultant for the Clinton Campaign, Clinton plans on projecting Obama's logo on to moon. Kindle says that the Canadian government is digging 900 holes, lining them with heat resistant mirrors, and covering them with a sheet of super hardened glass with Obama's logo. After placing a nuclear bomb in each hole, the Canadians will detonate each bomb in sequence.

"For ninety seconds, Obama's stupid logo will be flashed on the surfaced of the moon. Not only will people will be offended, but also the strobe effect will cause millions of epileptics to go into seizures! Once the world thinks that Obama is irresponsible and reckless, the automatic delegates will have no choice but to give Hillary the nomination. By the time the mainstream media realizes the truth, they will have already moved on to our planted rumor that McCain is really an illegal alien!"

Not all Democrats are pleased with this space race.

"Why don't they just work together and put a McCain ad on the moon?" Said an anonymous source close to Howard Dean's cousin. "We need to come together as a party."

Both campaigns plan on projecting their ads onto the moon sometime during the first week in April, when there will be a crescent moon. Both sides agree that the light from the full moon would drown out their ads.

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