President George W Bush: 1946
December 7th, 1946: News from Around the World Newsreel:
Announcer: Dateline Mexico City. President Bush makes a surprise visit to capital city to celebrate the fourth anniversary of the US liberation of Mexico. The unity government officials present greeted him warmly. The President congratulated the government for their support in the war against Japanese Fascism, and answered critics who said that the invasion was a diversion.
Bush: The cowardly attacks of December 7th showed that we could no longer ignore any potential threat to the United States. We could not afford to risk any American lives by allowing Mexico to become a Japanese base of operations. We could not risk another December 7th attack on North American soil! We had the moral right and clarity to liberate Mexico.
Announcer: The President then paid a short visit to our brave troops fighting the Japanese funded Fascist terrorists.
Bush: You're efforts will be rewarded. It may take awhile, but let me assure you, that we will not cut and run from Mexico!
Announcer: Dateline US Territorial Waters. The Costal Security Agency celebrated its third anniversary by showing off their new wooden boats to Vice-president Chaney. Vice-president Chaney praised the hundreds of brave men and women who patrol our waters.
Chaney: Some say that it was a mistake take territorial defense away from the military and make it the responsibility of the CSA. But to these critics, I say this. Since 1943, there has not been a single surprise air or sea attack against any North American Target. Keep up the good work, and we will beat the Communist/Japanese Axis of Evil.
Announcer: Yes CSA. Keep up the good work. This has been News from Around the World. All stories cleared by the Department of Homeland Security.